Score: 8

"I laughed, I cried, I sat rapt with attention..."

submission: Automatic Dude

date: October 22, 2009

Emotionally captivating and spiritually enthralling. The blubber motion makes a screen unlike anything I've seen since Antonio Banderas starred in that one famous movie too long ago.

The epic struggle between good and evil has never been so well presented. The coke (symbolizing the devil) struggles within the grasp of a being so well poised to continue walking along a 2-dimensional path that it seems the true battle may well only exist within out own minds. Then the flash reminds us via the ever-so subtle passing background tree that we too are intrinsically frail and could never hope to rise above the mundaneness of a sun with a smiley face and it's tongue hanging out unless we have the power of the sidewalk to assist us in our journey.

I had to dock 2 points off the overall score due to the fact that the cola drink had a straw in it while obviously being a red can container, which would naturally not require a straw. Also, the tiny umbrella was frumpy. But on the whole I think you showed an extraordinary amount of potential. The music worked well to support the animation in general.

Score: 10

"LOL!!!"

submission: "Ode to M-bot 2"

date: August 9, 2008

that was hilarious!! Holy crap that was funny.
"my life is nothing, goodbye world".

wow - deadpan like nobody's business. That was fabulous...

liked it very much.

Score: 8

"something else..."

submission: Dollar

date: June 17, 2008

I put this on and I heard one of my songs playing I was like "what? where's that coming from?" and then I looked over to the left and saw my name and it made sense. Funny video. It's just, er - that end part. Hmmm... No comment.

Score: 5

"simply mediocre"

submission: Join The Tankmen Army!

date: April 30, 2008

Especially in comparison to some of the really competitive, graphically intense and emotionally charged flashed that can be found here on the site - this one doesn't strike any fancy of mine in particular whatsoever. The voice acting isn't painful but is by no means a strong point - the graphics and scanty "animated" sequences are hardly what I consider a flash "movie" - and there was an absence of any really well timed jokes. I can't say that it seemed like a whole lot of inspiration or work went into this besides the very minimum effort needed to attain a basic concept and develop it through the most uninteresting devices possible.

This isn't to say that it's an absolutely horrid movie - which it isn't. It just doesn't really deserve a front page spot.

Score: 9

"um..."

submission: I Am Metal Slug

date: April 1, 2008

a slug IS a bullet. it's not slang:

"slug 1 Audio Help (sl%u016Dg) Pronunciation Key
n.

1. A round bullet larger than buckshot."

great little number though

Score: 9

"greets"

submission: LOVEBLIMP

date: February 17, 2008

that was fun. very nice.

Score: 10

"DAAAANNG!!"

submission: Turbo Slurpee Warriors

date: February 5, 2008

that was seriously way way way funny. holy crap that was good. hats off.

i was busting up with mt. rushmore with a slurpee on it. freaking genious. and the theme song. judas preist. brilliant. i love it.

i'm going to watch it again.

Score: 10

"flip a dip"

submission: Project B - Episode III

date: January 27, 2008

that was rad

Score: 2

"well..."

submission: The Truth About Doom-Fan!

date: January 25, 2008

i had to close the window to avoid having a seizure, and i don't even think i have epilepsy to being with, so wow.

2 points for trying to bring back bell bottoms though.

Score: 10

"that was so dang cool"

submission: Mastermind 2

date: January 22, 2008

That was brilliantly done. Completely flawless. The whole stinkin thing was clever and wicked good. I like all the jokes. Perfect. About as good as it gets here I think (well, there's still arfenhouse, but Misteroo seems to have taken a life-long break from flash).

graphics/animation were astounding